good evening ladies and gentleman i'm hear at ringside as we're about to get underway with our main event tonight. Noah (I don't understand it) Cicero V.s. Daryl (the Hardest Working Man in America) the blacksmith. it's sure to be a sloberknocker hear tonight. and here comes Daryl (theme song: Born in the USA, by the Boss)
"listen to that crowd roar. obviously the house favorite tonight, a man who represents everything this nation i built on. Daryl has captured the hearts and souls of this nations working class. if you remember last week when daryl fought Sam Pink, daryl tagged in the working class who 200 million strong bat the living daylights out of sam pink, but tonight's match up isn't a tag match, no it's a one on one submission match with no disqualifications."
"oh, and here comes Noah Cicero" (theme song: living la vida loca, by riki martin)
"oh and listened to that the crowd does not like Noah Cicero one but."
Color commentator "that's probably because last week in his match against the Industry Noah Cicero tried cheating by brandishing the industry with a hardcover copy of "the dead child lies hidden in flowers", a book that only sold 10 copies. what a move!"
"what a move? blatant disrespect for the rules like that!? well it didn't get him far because ttb came to the industry's rescue on his mystic cloud of smog to distract the ref and allow the industry time to deliver a stock option and a 1,2,3"
well it looks like things are getting under way" DING!
"there's the bell, and out come our two competitors."
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You have no chance daryl.
i can out work you any day. today is kid's eat free where I work. It is going to be 90 degrees and the kid's plates will be garnished with griled cheeses and chicken tenders. I will get those meals out so quick the kid's won't even been with potato skins appitizer.
I rule this kitchen bitch.
My mother drove a tow moter, played cards and smoked salem lights and told me about sex with bret the hit man hart.
I shot a gun last week wearing a baseball cap.
Come
lets go
I ain't scurred.
I'm bettin' on Noah. Where do you live, man?
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