Chapter 2: Round 1

and the two of em' come out swinging. cicero keeps his distance. and the two
lock up, they're pushing each other around the ring. and cicero kicks daryl in
the stomach. cicero bounces off the ropes, closelines daryl,daryl's down
daryl's getting up, but here comes noah again and OH DARYL'S DOWN AGAIN,
daryl's rolling, getting up, he wont stay down... DARYL DOESN'T SEE IT COMING
AGAIN! BUT WAIT! DARYL DUCKS, NAOH OFF THE ROPES AND BOOM! daryl drop kicks
cicero, cicero is down

daryl is climbing the turnbuckels, HE'S GOING FOR A WELDING-FACE-MASK-BUT!
there he goes....CICERO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! DARYL'S DOWN!

cicero taking the time to recite a shitty poem:

"planet"

Last night I was walking through my neighborhood.

The moon was glowing intensely.

There were clouds scattered through out the sky.

The moon glowed in this weird sci-fi way.

It was apparent I was on a planet.

Realizing I was on a planet

I knew I was in deep-shit

Because you know if ended up on Mars, Venus, or on a moon outside of Jupiter you
would be in deep-shit.

I looked around.

And knew even more than usual I was in deep-shit.

that's textbook cicero

daryl's getting up, cicero, irish whip's daryl, here comes a closeline, DARYL
DUCKS, JUMPS! HIT'S THE SECOND ROPE AND MOON-SALTS CICERO FROM BEHIND! THEY'RE
BOTH DOWN!

Chapter 1: Good evening laddied and Gentlemen

good evening ladies and gentleman i'm hear at ringside as we're about to get underway with our main event tonight. Noah (I don't understand it) Cicero V.s. Daryl (the Hardest Working Man in America) the blacksmith. it's sure to be a sloberknocker hear tonight. and here comes Daryl (theme song: Born in the USA, by the Boss)
"listen to that crowd roar. obviously the house favorite tonight, a man who represents everything this nation i built on. Daryl has captured the hearts and souls of this nations working class. if you remember last week when daryl fought Sam Pink, daryl tagged in the working class who 200 million strong bat the living daylights out of sam pink, but tonight's match up isn't a tag match, no it's a one on one submission match with no disqualifications."

"oh, and here comes Noah Cicero" (theme song: living la vida loca, by riki martin)
"oh and listened to that the crowd does not like Noah Cicero one but."
Color commentator "that's probably because last week in his match against the Industry Noah Cicero tried cheating by brandishing the industry with a hardcover copy of "the dead child lies hidden in flowers", a book that only sold 10 copies. what a move!"
"what a move? blatant disrespect for the rules like that!? well it didn't get him far because ttb came to the industry's rescue on his mystic cloud of smog to distract the ref and allow the industry time to deliver a stock option and a 1,2,3"

well it looks like things are getting under way" DING!
"there's the bell, and out come our two competitors."